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The first question shouldn’t be “are you taken” but “are you interested.”
Contrary to popular stank male belief, a woman being single doesn’t endow you with magical woman-getting properties.
- Vampire:Someone offers you a chance at immortality. Do you take it, and why or why not?
I mean, why not? Sure I’ll get lonely and probably go crazy and beg eventually for the sweet relief of death, but in the meantime, I get all the time in the world to do cool stuff. Plus it means I will never get drafted to fight in the Skeleton War. And I can supply both sides weapons and start up a cool war profiteering business.
- Werewolf:If you had to spend your life with just one person, who would it be?
Okay but like…never talk to ANYONE ELSE EVER? Or just…be basically-married to the person? Either way, probably Thundercats (my semi-boyfriend). Though the Wife (Ton) is a close second.
A horror fan decorated his room in the following way. He calls it the fear room. (Source)
» SPOOKY ASKS
Vampire: Someone offers you a chance at immortality. Do you take it, and why or why not?
Werewolf: If you had to spend your life with just one person, who would it be?
Witch: If you could change one thing about the world, what would it be?
Ghost: Do you have any regrets?
Frankenstein: Is someone telling you how to live your life, or are you an independent person?
Mummy: If you were to fall into an eternal sleep, do you think anyone would miss you?
Zombie: Do you miss anyone right now?
Faerie: If you could get away with anything, what would you do?
Nymph: What are you like when you’re by yourself?
Mermaid: How far would you go to keep the one you love?
Shapeshifter: What would you change about yourself?
Banshee: If you knew one of your loved ones/best friends had only one day left to live, how would you spend that last day with them?
Siren: If you could make anyone do anything, what would you make them do?
Genie: If you had one wish that would come true and couldn’t be reversed, what would you ask for?
Fury: What is a word/phrase that you dread to hear?
Incubus: What would someone have to do to get in your pants?
Succubus: What’s one thing you can’t live without?
We don’t touch…well, not directly. Prophylactically, yes.
i probably shouldn’t quote this bit as often as I do
this is one of my favorite jokes ever