nightingays:

i’ll always stay by your side.

meatwadsprite:

dapatches:

William A. Zeppeli from Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure at Tekko 2014

Cosplay by Patches (me!)
Fab photos by Zoroko
More jojo’s from this shoot here!
Costume details 1, 2.

I want to be as good as this holy shit

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tags: #jjba #cosplay

hardlytryin:

Moest grandpa~

» Reblog if you’re apart of the Almost Human family/fandom regardless if you ship something or everything or nothing at all!

hobovampire:

This is a fandom where EVERYONE is welcome because we’re here loving  this amazing, wonderful show and there’s too few of us to leave anyone out or to stay away from each other. We’re all family, the Alhufamily. <3333

So if you reblog this, you’re telling each other that they can come to your blog whenever they like and talk with you about this show or we can get together in livestreams and chat rooms to just talk about this awesome show in its entirety!

godzilla3092:

xopachi:

skwinky:

lntruding:

Have you ever been to earth?

On earth, we use the word “burrito” to describe a tortilla filled with things you eat. Pretty simple stuff, and I’m surprised you at least got that part right. My burrito was, in fact, filled with food. In this, you and I agree and are friends. But this is also where my lifelong hatred begins for you and anyone else whose brain has been repeatedly scrubbed with the same mixture of bleach and Pop Rocks as yours has. Because that should have killed you, but left you around long enough to do what you did to me today. Let me explain:

You’re an idiot.

Let me further explain:

Burritos are eaten from one end to the other. So that means when you assemble a burrito with motherfucking ZONES of ingredients going that direction, you create a disgusting experience for the burrito’s end user. When you make a burrito, you should put the ingredients in layerslengthwise. That way, every bite has AT LEAST A FUCKING CHANCE of getting at least two types of ingredients, and there is little chance of becoming almost hopelessly trapped in a goddamned cilantro cavern.

Have you ever eaten one of the things you make all fucking day? You should try one. They are pretty good WHEN YOU ARE NOT WILLING YOURSELF THROUGH THE FUCKING EMPIRE OF SOUR CREAM ONLY TO END UP IN LETTUCE COUNTRY.

When you eat a burrito, you don’t stand it up and bite down on it lengthwise like a fucking Rancor. Humans can’t usually dislocate their jaws, and I’m not a fucking pelican. But you must think that’s how it’s done, since that would be THE ONLY FUCKING WAY to take a bite of your crapstrosity and have it taste like a burrito.

And guess what else, player? You probably can’t guess anything, because I’m pretty sure you’re just a mop with a hat on it that fell over and spilled some shit into a tortilla, but just in case, here’s what:

Humans also don’t eat burritos like fucking corn on the cob. Like a fucking typewriter from one end to the other a little at a time and then DING next line. But today I wish I had tried that. Because at least THEN I would be able to eat some rice, then beans, then be all like HEY BEANS I’LL BE RIGHT BACK JUST GOING OVER HERE TO THE GUACAMOLE FOR A SECOND.

Nope.

My experience was more like HEY BEANS IT’S JUST GOING TO BE YOU AND I FOR A MINUTE UNTIL I CAN FUCKING EXCAVATE THE RICE FROM BENEATH YOU BUT BY THEN YOU WILL BE A FADING MEMORY OH HEY I WAS WRONG I’M IN THE FUCKING CHEESEOSPHERE NOW RICE MUST BE NEXT I HOPE IT’S NOT ANOTHER FUCKING SALSA POCKET.

You built this thing like a fucking pack of LifeSavers.

And don’t even fucking think I’m about to open this shit up and re-engineer your nonsense 90 degrees. I ALREADY PUT A HOLE IN IT WITH MY FUCKING MOUTH. YEAH. THAT’S HOW I DISCOVERED YOU FUCKING SUCK AT LOOKING AT THINGS. I AM NOT GOING TO DO FUCKING TORTILLA ORIGAMI TO GET THIS SHIT BACK TOGETHER, ONLY TO END UP WITH A BURRITO THAT’S BEEN SHOT IN THE GUT AND IS BLEEDING YOUR INEPTITUDE.

What’s that? I should ask you to mix it up first next time? IS THIS JAMBA JUICE? I DON’T WANT TO DRINK MY FUCKING BURRITO THROUGH A BENDY STRAW, AND I DON’T WANT A PILE OF BURRITO SOUP IN A FLOUR CAN.

I just want a burrito.

In conclusion:

You’re the worst thing that has ever happened to the universe, you owe everyone everywhere an apology for this burritobomination, and I hope your babies look like monkeys.


UPDATE FOR EVERYONE WHO SAID “JUST EAT IT WITH A FORK”:

A fucking fork?

I DIDN’T ORDER THE FUCKING COBBURRITO SALAD.

If anyone ever handed me a burrito with a fork, THEY WOULD BE WEARING A BRAND NEW BURRITO HAT FROM MY FALL COLLECTION TEN SECONDS LATER.

That’s like buying a car and having them hand you a fucking wrench with the keys. Like YEAH WE KNOW THIS MOTHERFUCKER’S GOING TO EXPLODE AND BE SPREAD ACROSS EIGHT LANES AS SOON AS YOU HIT THE GAS, BUT SHIT, WE GAVE YOU A WRENCH, SO BE COOL.

Jesus already gave me two burrito forks. One at the end of each arm. They’re called fucking HANDS.

A fork. My god. I haven’t cried since I was six, but I’m fucking sobbing now.

People eat burritos with forks?

God is sorry he made us.

(Source)

I always need this on my blog.

I can’t be laughing this hard in the morning. 

This is the single greatest rant in the world.

magical-girl-fanart:

バッドエンド by ちぃま★通販中

» Drifting | John/Dorian | Pacific Rim AU

Title: Drifting
Fandom:
 Almost Human 
Pairing: 
John/Dorian
A/N: I might end up writing some other things with this AU (and with the other pilots fufufu). I wanted this piece to focus on communication and how the Drift affects that, in both good and bad ways. 

Synthetics didn’t take anything with them into the Drift. That’s why most pilots preferred them. They could control one half of the Jaeger, completely in-tune with their co-pilot. But they had no memories, no thoughts, no feelings. When one drifts with a Synthetic, they are only drifting with their own thoughts. Nothing but the man and the machine, completely solitary and in-sync. Most people preferred it that way.

Not John Kennex.

“I noticed during our Drifting tests that you visited another Recollectionist last night,” the MX-43 informed John as they walked through the halls. John’s pace was quick, his expression furrowed and firmly ignoring his Synthetic co-pilot. “These doctors are not only highly illegal but also dangerous towards your mental stability and well-being. There are several pockets of your memory that are sealed from the coma, I understand. However, seeing a back-alley doctor to regain these memories could easily get you detained from piloting a Jaeger ever agai-“

The MX didn’t finish before John fed him to a turbine. It took the engineering team an entire day to clean out all of the parts.

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ungrammaticholiday:

yggdrasilly:

christmasblogger:

Penguin falls down resulting in best sound ever [x]

oh my god

NOOOOOOO

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tags: #jesus

johnsbutt:

writing a fan fiction with your friend