» I Yuma’d…

yaminerua:

imageimageimageimageimageimageimageimageSo yeah Um…I think I may have just completely buried myself and ensured my murder by the rest of the YuGiOh Fandom…I only have one thing to say..

I AM SO FREAKING SORRY!!!

mikasa-essu-kasa:

jackthevulture:

nefertsukia:

evilton:

 

thebrookeofdragons:

avannak:

dragontameroutoftime:

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  • Hiccup grew an entire foot in five years
  • He still has a neck
  • He keeps his duds in his kneecaps
  • Hiccup doesn’t like the braids <3

he tolerates it because she’s his girlfriend”

"Hiccup grew an entire foot in five years"

Well I’m not seeing it.

looks like he lost one foot but gained another… equivalent exchange?

IM CHOKING ON MY CEREAL

"He’s been Neville Longbottomed"

miss-zarves:

i changed my okcupid profile to say “you should message me if you know any good jokes about giraffes” and someone responded “you, a baby, and a giraffe walked into a bar, and then you walked out with me! ;) ;)” and i’m so angry because that doesn’t even make sense, there is ZERO adherence to structural joke norms, why the fuck is the baby there? did we leave the baby at the bar? jesus christ, did we fucking leave the baby with the fucking giraffe, that is NOT RESPONSIBLE

fuckyeahsystemshock:

Custom SHODAN PC case (x)

slammuraispirit:

when ur otp is destroying you but ur friend just doesn’t ship it

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theproofisinthesloth:

saddestblogger:

frail-fright:

saddestblogger:

frail-fright:

how do u be an adult

ya gotta own a briefcase and then fuck it

what

the briefcase

ya gotta fuck the briefcase

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Oh, my sweet Westley, what have I done?

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» Life On Other Planets | Borderlands | Gen/Krieg-centric

I don’t know. I just get this thought whenever I think of what would happen after all the DLCs in Borderlands 2. So this is my own “ending” with Krieg, I guess. xD

We used to go to other places all the time, for work. Do you remember that? The time on Calypso? Hera? God I know you didn’t forget about Charon. The way the he screamed when we dragged him to the sheriff’s office. “Scream out with a knife in the spine and the rope around his thick little neck,” you mumble in agreement.

You know we can’t do that forever.

“SHUT UP.”

Yeah. I know. I don’t want to think about either.

She’s packing now for the Moonbase. They all are. They don’t have much in the way of possessions. Or well, possessions that aren’t guns. We’re not much different than them in that respect. But in everything else…

I wonder what She would have thought of me sometimes. A lot of the time, actually. I wonder if she would have liked me, before we were like this. Before there was a “we” at all. I wonder if she would have even given me the time of day. I was always good at killing.

“Kill killing deathhh I can almost smell it almost taste it sweet hot metal on the roof of my mouth.”

But I was never good as the two of us together. She probably would have passed me by, or killed me by now, like all of the other bandits. It’s only because of you she finds us interesting. A novelty. We can only protect them when we’re together. So I guess I have to thank you for that.

Too bad that only works on places like Pandora.

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thegingermullet:

Did they ever reveal how Captain America was thawed? Because I’m picturing a bunch of Shield agents with hair dryers and I don’t think that’s quite right.

#phil coulson stared a hole in the ice

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